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Dungeons and Dragons is lame. If it wasn't, Tom Hanks wouldn't have been playing Mazes and Monsters. #dnd #rpg - posted on 07/09/2010 15:45:05- @salemrebekah I was just joking about the squatting but I may see if they need more hands for the demo work. - posted on 07/09/2010 15:40:31
Gaga just did a Vogue photoshoot wearing only raw meat. When she does it, it's art - when I do it, it's "Daddy, you ruined another BBQ." - posted on 07/09/2010 15:22:13- New post with shout outs to @hollywoodphony and @heathercampbell http://bit.ly/ct1FfL - posted on 07/09/2010 14:58:59
Here's a term I made up for people who write children's books: liars. #reallifesucks - posted on 07/09/2010 12:33:17
Monthly Archives: April 2010
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